APK's Blues

(This song was inspired by a friend's Facebook status)

The vet's just declared my pup dead (sniffles)
My car's broke down and ruined my plans ...
Wait a sec, I see a strip club ahead
BUT I'M TOO BROKE TO GET A DANCE

Oh the blues, they follow me wherever I go
They follow me WHEREVER I GO, I tell ya!

I lost my meds this morning
Watch out people, I'm in a baaad mood
And Lord, now I am starving
BUT MY STUPID ROOM MATE ATE ALL THE FOOD

Oh the blues, they just don't leave me alone
They just don't LEAVE ME ALONE, I tell ya!

Listen up, my radiator's sprung a leak
And my house is grooowing cold ...
I got three goddamn midterms this week
AND I AM GROWING OLD

Oh the blues, they're here to stay
OH THEY'RE HERE TO STAY
(There ain't nothin' you can do about it people!)
OH THE BLUES, THEY'RE HERE TO STAY